What a Beautiful Mess!

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Big Butts

Big Butts

Oh, my, God Becky, look at her butt
It is so big, she looks like
One of those rap guys’ girlfriends
But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because,
She looks like a total prostitute, ‘kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big
I can’t believe it’s just so round, it’s like out there
I mean gross, look
She’s just so, black

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, want to pull up tough
‘Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh baby, I want to get wit’cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes (me so horny)
Ooh, Rump-o’-smooth-skin
You say you want to get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
‘Cause you ain’t that average groupie
I’ve seen her dancin’
To hell with romancin’
She’s sweat, wet,
Got it goin’ like a turbo ‘Vette
I’m tired of magazines
Sayin’ flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas (Yeah) Fellas (Yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah)
Tell ’em to shake it (Shake it) Shake it (Shake it)
Shake that healthy butt
Baby got back (L.A. fits with the Oakland booty)

Baby got back (L.A. fits with the Oakland booty)

I like ’em round, and big
And when I’m throwin’ a gig
I just can’t help myself, I’m actin’ like an animal
Now here’s my scandal
I want to get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain’t talkin’ bout Playboy
‘Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want ’em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot’s in trouble
Beggin’ for a piece of that bubble
So I’m lookin’ at rock videos
Knock-kneed bimbos walkin’ like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I’ll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I want to get with ya
I won’t cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I want to fuck
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin’ on
A lot of simps won’t like this song
‘Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I’d rather stay and play
‘Cause I’m long, and I’m strong
And I’m down to get the friction on
So, ladies (yeah) Ladies (yeah)
If you want to role in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around, stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

Baby got back
Yeah, baby, when it comes to females
Cosmo ain’t got nothin’
To do with my selection
Thirty six-twenty four- thirty six
Ha ha, only if she’s 5’3

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin’ workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain’t got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don’t want none
Unless you’ve got buns, hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups
But please don’t lose that butt
Some brothers want to play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain’t gol’
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you’re fat
Well I ain’t down with that
‘Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin’
And I’m thinkin’ bout stickin’
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain’t it, Miss Thing
Give me a sista, I can’t resist her
Red beans and rice didn’t miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
‘Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit ’em
And I pull up quick to get wit ’em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back

Baby Got Back

Written by Anthony L. Ray performed by ~SirMixaLot~

I get a kick out of this song and it’s the first one I thought of when I looked at this picture. I mean, you can’t ignore the fact that these pants have a butt like no other!! This is the ‘MYRA Flared Pants & Top’ from LEGAL INSANITY and available now at Collabor88! I love this little top, the front is cut fairly low to show off a gorgeous décolletage with the sleeves such a great addition, and the pants have wide flared legs cut up to mid thigh for lots of leg showing! Oh, have I mentioned the butt? Yea……it’s a nice round butt! They’re both Maitreya exclusive and come in 8 colours with an option to add a floral lining to both of them and sold separately. You’ll have the guys looking, no matter where you go, when you’ve poured yourself into this outfit……so be prepared!!

This pretty breezy hair is ’94’ from barberyumyum. This is in black!

I’m wearing the ‘Raine’ skin in ‘miel’ tone from Avada, as usual! On the ‘Lilo’ bento head from Catwa and the ‘Lara’ mesh body from Maitreya.

I’m using a pose from -slouch- poses, which is unfortunately no longer available.

I made a visit to Tralala’s Diner! I love the post apocalypse sims! I don’t want to experience it in RL, but it’s really cool in the virtual world.

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